What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

No way

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

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